love_hmd_meme | 06. love meme

06. love meme

ღ THE ROLEPLAY LOVE MEME

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**The basic formatting of this meme was borrowed from

rplovelovememe

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What was that, Arthur.

Step off your high horse.

What was that, Merlin? I can't hear as well as you do, my ears aren't quite so large.

No, I'm pretty sure that's the thickness in your head clogging up your ears.

No, that's called a normal, decent bone structure - an entirely foreign concept to you, I'm sure. Don't worry, a few good breaks will fix that nose for you.

Normal.

Right.

It's all right to be jealous, I know I'm about a thousand times more attractive than you. Cheer up, though, you've at least got the one up on my horse's backside.

Jealous? Arthur, please. You look like a toad, remember?

And who was it that said so?

Oh, that's right. The horse's backside.

But your horse has a very attractive backside.

. . . Wow. Erm, we're going to add that to the list of Things I Never Ever Ever Wanted to Know About You, and you're no longer allowed alone in the stables.

[BRB LAUGHING]

If you're serious about taking that seriously, I'm concerned for your intelligence.

[ :DDD ]

It's not my intelligence in question, but the bounds of your depravity, of which there appears to be none.

Arthur. Few know me better than you do. Would you really keep such an awful servant around?

... Perhaps I would. If only for the sheer entertainment value.

[ Read as: Few know me better than you do. What do you think? ]

Nah. Not as bad as you're trying to make me out to be.

[ Sigh. ]

No, I suppose you aren't.

[ Wait ... ]

Hold on, you're supposed to be praising me, not the other way around.

Arthur, I never praise you. You don't need a bigger ego than you already have.

I was actually complimenting you, though. I was saying that you know better than to keep rotten servants around. Although there was that Cedric guy, who ended up manipulating you just to get his hands on the treasures in that grave...

[Taps chin.]