I'm still the noob to your timeline, but when everyone says you have a harem, it was immediately easy to see why. You're a cool, intelligent, totally worthy-of-keeping-harem bro whose characters are all played very interestingly and dynamically. Even when I'm not actively playing with you, I thoroughly (italics, shit's real now) enjoy what you do with others (PEOPLE WHO ALSO PLAY WITH SLIM, YOU ROCK, TOO). There's always something there to work with, and it doesn't matter if the situation is serious or silly or something else entirely--if not (frequently) all of the above--there's always something there that's compelling and fun. I'm very glad to know you, both for your playing as well as you as an individual.

Put simply.

You are 100% Third party certified koala tea, Slim. n_nb