Yeah but Alaric needs to not bleed out all over the bed so he'd need some vamp blood to heal unless Damon is even kinkier than I imagined and prepared to pull some Ted Bundy shit on Alaric's corpse before he resurrects.

And wow, self. Now my mind will never come back from that dark place...

Okay enough stroking my dick I am not the only awesome person in this thread fyi. But I am about to go respond to you over on yours again so I guess I should just save it for the proper place. Let's do all the things and I will get Elijah an ic contact post so this fantasy can become reality.

Damon and Ric are like the wonder twins except a lot more fucked up and that is saying something ok.